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Psychedelic Realms ov Hell

by WHARFLURCH

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  • Cassette Tape via GURGLING GORE RECORDS
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Here it is! The slimiest cassette ov the year! Lovingly conceived and rendered by Big Daddy Gore over at GURGLING GORE RECORDS, we have two cassette colors ov this magnum opus for you to choose from! Neon slime lover GREEN, and universal psychedelic neon PINK!! Full color J-card includes all lyrics and credits and a cool picture ov US! Norelco case matches the cassette color you order, all blacklight reactive! YOU KNOW HOW WE ROLL!!!!

    ATTN: EU / Canada / South America and Beyond Slime Lovers: We will not be taking international orders on this one, as you may have guessed. BUT FRET NOT, for tapes are already en route to our good friends at distros worldwide! This means SCUMLORD RECORDS in Canada, DAWNBREED RECORDS in Europe, and PERSONAL RECORDS for Central/South America. Maybe even ERP too. So please, we implore you, familiarize yourself with these guys if you aren't already and give em some business on our behalf!

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  • Compact Disc pressing by PERSONAL RECORDS
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    PERSONAL RECORDS did an amazing job with the CD version ov this mind-bending album, and we are proud to present this for those among you who wish to play our music using LAZER TECHNOLOGY!!!! That's right folks, LAZERS. This pro-made CD comes with a full color booklet with all the lyrics and such, and that cool picture ov us, and that amazing artwork that Lucas V did just right there in your hands. Pretty sweet!

    ATTN: EU / Canada / Everywhere else people who love to FLURCH... We will not be doing international orders on this one, sorry! Fear not, for SCUMLORD DISTRO will be getting a grip for Canada, and PERSONAL RECORDS will be handling South/Central America and beyond, some ov you might even have gotten your CD already if you ordered from them! Thanks for understanding, we love you!

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  • PROH 12' Vinyl Pressing by Personal Records!
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Yep. You know what it is. Splatter is gone, very sorry everyone (REPRESS COMING SOON).

    NO INTERNATIONAL ON THIS PLEASE! I have set the international and canadian shipping prices at $200.00 USD so you will not order this. The shipping is too expensive, and we feel horrible about it but it's pretty rough. Luckily for you, PERSONAL RECORDS has plenty ov black copies left and a repress on the way, and they will ship everywhere!

    personal-records.bandcamp.com/album/psychedelic-realms-ov-hell

    ONE COPY PER PERSON PLZ!!

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  • 2nd Pressing P.R.o.H. Cassette from Gurgling Gore Records!
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Here we have the 2nd cassette pressing that Gurgling Gore did for the full length album! Available in stinky pink or sea foam green norelco cases, windowless white cassette shells with full pad printing in colors corresponding to the case! FLURCH YEAH!! Looks like GG is sold out, so if you want this pressing definitely make it happen, captain!

    CANADIAN ORDERING IS OPEN, international still off the table, sorry folks!

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  • Purple Euro cassette version from DAWNBREED Records!
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Same Flurchy album, different color way and design, courtesy ov Dawnbreed Records!

    EURO / INTERNATIONAL PEOPLE: Please order from Dawnbreed. I am going to put the shipping cost VERY HIGH to deter you from buying this from us. Please go support our brothers over yonder and hit up Dawnbreed Records for this release! Thanks!

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  • 2nd Pressing PROH Vinyl from Personal Records!
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    We got a limited amount ov the 2nd pressing ov the PSYCHEDELIC REALMS OV HELL LP from Personal Records, 4 different colors, including black vinyl! Not sure when Personal is gonna make their copies available, but it's BANDCAMP FRIDAY TODAY, so we are full steam ahead to give you FLURCHAMANIACS the real deal as soon as we could!

    International and Canadian orders welcomed this time around! GO CRAZY!!!! NOTE: if your shipping is over $20 to where you are, I'm gonna message you about it!

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AEONS BEYOND IMMEASURABLE TIME AND SPACE TRAJECTORY DETERMINED IMPACT WITH EARTH’S FACE THIS ASTEROID, LADEN WITH MICROSCOPIC SPORES FROM SUCH DISTANT GALAXIES MICROBIAL ANOMALIES *SOARING THROUGH SPACE* COSMIC IMPACT IMMINENT TARGET: PLANET EARTH AS IF ORDAINED BY THE VOID THE COLLISION CAME TO BE EARTHS CRUST WAS RAVAGED BEHOLD SUCH CATASTROPHE ECOLOGY TORN ASUNDER SPECIES EXTINCT IN A HEARTBEAT NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN CAUSES MASS EXTINCTION AFTER ALL THE CARNAGE SETTLES MILLENNIUMS FAST ELAPSING SIGNS OF LIFE BEGIN APPEARING BURIED DEEP WITHIN THE EARTH SPORES FROM FAR BEYOND THE STARS BEGIN SLOWLY REPRODUCING FORMING PLANETARY WEB CELESTIAL MYCELIUM (THIS GHOST SPORE FROM THE OUTER CLUSTERS BEGINS A SILENT TAKEOVER OF THIS HABITABLE PLANET)
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CRAWLING SLOWLY THRU TIME HUMANS EVOLVED AT A SLUGGISH PACE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY NOTHING LIKE OUR CURRENT RACE CURIOUS BY NATURE OFTEN TO ITS OWN PERIL ANCIENT MAN VENTURED EVER INTO UNKNOWN CALLED BY A HIDDEN FORCE DWELLING WITHIN THE EARTHS CRUST DRIVEN BY NEED FOR SURVIVAL FUNGUS FOUND ITS WAY TO MAN OFFERING SHAMANIC VISIONS TOO BEWILDERING FOR PRIMITIVE MINDS TO EVEN CONCEIVE STONED APE APOCALYPSE SYNAPSES FORM NEW LINKS VISIONS GROW TO REALITY TIMES GOES ON.. FRUIT OF MYCELIUM FORCES MINDS OF MAN TO EVOLVE SAVAGE MINDS SPIRALING INTO CONCIOUSNESS VISIONS BEYOND, AS FUNGAL MASTERS BECKONED US TO THE FUTURE.. STONED APE GONE FATE IS SEALED WORLD IS WON BY MUSHROOM GODS (ALL ADVANCES GREAT OR SMALL CAN BE TRACED TO THIS SPARK OV MENTAL EVOLUTION IGNITED BY THE OUTERGALACTIC PRESENCE DWELLING BENEATH THE SOIL)
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(HUMANITY EVOLVES BUT NOT EXACTLY FOR THE BETTER AS WAR AND PLAGUE AND FAMINE AND GENOCIDE BECOME CONVENTIONS OV LIFE) NO HOPE LEFT FOR HUMAN LIFE TOO FAR GONE AND IN NEED OV EXTINCTION, A RACE IN MID-DECAY A PETRI DISH GONE FAR AWRY WE MUST PERISH IN FLAME FOR THE HORROR WE HAVE WROUGHT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING BEYOND... A TRACE, A FAMILIAR FRAGMENT AS A BEACON TO SUMMON THIS PRIMORDIAL SOUL STARTLED IN A LUCID WAKING DREAM WADING THRU THE MUNDANE WORLD SUFFERING IN ABJECT BLINDNESS SEEKING IN A VISION QUEST THAT WHICH LURKS BEYOND THE PALE A FANTASY OF INFINITY THAT EXISTS WITHOUT THE SCOURGE OF MAN HUNTING THRU THE SHADOWS OF ILLUMINATED MIND CALLING TO THE VOID BEGGING FOR REPLY TEARING THRU DIMENSIONAL WALLS FOLDING INTO TIME “FOLLOW ME” I HEAR IT CALLING BECKONING ILLUSIONS SURROUND ME BUT WE SAY UNANIMOUSLY “ABANDON LIFE“ WALK INTO BEYOND LEAVE THIS FILTH BEHIND THE EVER-CHURNING BOWELS OF HUMANITY WILL DIGEST ITSELF IN TIME I QUEST BEYOND I MUST UNDERSTAND THIS PSYCHIC SPORE I NEED TO KNOW THE DEPTHS OF PSYCHEDELIC HELL
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DEEPER AND DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO THIS PSYCHOSIS I GO RADIATING FROM AFAR A CALLING BEYOND THE ETHER VAPOR TRAILS IN MY PERIPHERAL BLOSSOM IN GHASTLY DELIGHT CURLING AND SWIRLING AROUND ME CONJURING SPECTRAL FRIGHT IS THIS REAL? AM I HAUNTED BY HALLUCINATIONS? A NEVER ENDING PORTAL OPENS WITHIN MY MIND SHOCKING IN HELLISH BEAUTY AS THE VOID REVEALS ITS INTENT A VISTA TO ENDLESS DEATH DECAY FROM AEONS PAST THIS PLANET JUST A MASS GRAVE FEEDING HUNGRY SPORES IS THIS REAL? AM I HAUNTED BY HALLUCINATIONS? A NEVER ENDING PORTAL OPENS WITHIN MY MIND REVEALING COSMIC ATROCITIES THAT LED TO THE CATACLYSMIC EVENT WHICH BORE OUR SAVAGE RACE AND INSURED THIS PLANET’S INFECTION PHANTASMAGORICAL FUMES SEEPING FROM THE GROUND BURNING MY NOSE AND EYES MAKING IT HARD TO BREATHE SURROUNDING ME WITH FRIGHT FREEZING MY BLOOD TO ICE BODY SO PARALYZED APPEARING BEFORE MY EYES VISIONARY HORIZONS NEVER BEFORE REVEALED CAST IN FLESH AS OLD AS TIME TATTERED PLAINS OV BLOODY MEAT ROTTED BUT STILL PULSING CORRODED IN ARCHAIC MOLD (I STILL MUST VENTURE ON THERE ARE LEVELS YET LEFT TO UNFOLD)
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THIS MARSH IS VAST AND LITTERED WITH DEVASTATED CORPSES WHAT IS THIS I SEE GROWING BETWEEN THESE RIBS? UNNATURALLY ROBUST BOLETUS PORES DRIPPING AND DUSTING SCATTERED THROUGHOUT THE LANDSCAPE PULSING BIOLUMINESCENCE SHALL I EAT THEM? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WILL I PERISH? OR WILL I LEARN UNTOLD SECRETS OV THE COSMOS? ITS A GAMBLE TIME TO FIND OUT... TASTE DISGUSTING YUCKY FUNGUS OOZING DROPLETS NO GAG REFLEX CAPILLARIES BURSTING OPEN PSILOCYBIN TAKING OVER... MY PUPILS EXPANDING AS MY MIND ERODES TAKEN BACK IN TIME TO WHERE THE SCENE UNFOLDS... BATTLEFIELD BRUTALLY BLOODIED CORPSES CAST ASUNDER FIRE RAINS FROM THE HEAVENS CANNONS SOUND LIKE THUNDER AS MY MIND DIES OVER AND OVER IN THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF EVERY SOLDIER THEIR DEATH BECOMES MY REALITY AS PHANTOM WOUNDS CONSUME ME AS I EMERGE FROM A PHANTASMIC FOG I FIND MYSELF IMMERSED IN THE BOG DEATH SURROUNDS ME, THE WIND CUTS LIKE A KNIFE SUDDENLY I REALIZE I MUST RUN FOR MY LIFE RUNNING // SCREAMING // TRIPPING HALLUCINATIONS OV MANIACAL WARFARE WHERE THESE BODIES DIED ENSNARED IN A GORY FATE BLAZING IN MY MIND RELIVING THEIR HORROR FROZEN DEEP IN TIME RELEASED BY THIS FUNGAL ATROCITY... BOG BODY BOLETUS AS I EMERGE FROM THIS PSYCHEDELIC HAZE SCRAPED AND TATTERED WITH MORE MUSHROOMS IN MY GAZE...
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(THE VAST EXPANSE OF THE ORIGINAL PRIMORDIAL MUSHROOM THAT COLONIZED OUR PLANET HAS BEEN DISCOVERED AT LAST.. ONE LAST HORIZON TO TRAVERSE..) STELLAR SPORES CONSUMED INNER SPACE RESUMED REACHING FAR BEYOND THIS MYCELIUM SPEAKS WITH STARS THIS CELLULAR FABRIC NOW INTERWOVEN WITH THE UNIVERSE DIVULGES HORROR OF THE GREAT BEYOND MY CONSCIOUSNESS IN SHARDS AMONG THIS ASTRAL DEBRIS DRIFTING INTO THE EVENT HORIZON MY MOLECULAR FRAMEWORK DISINTERRED TO THE COSMOS I NOW KNOW THE TRUE TURBULENCE BEYOND INTERSTELLAR DEATH SURROUNDS ME CATASTROPHE AFTER CATASTROPHE IS ALL I SEE GASEOUS ENTITIES COMMINGLING WITH MY ESSENCE AS I TRAVERSE THIS INTERGALACTIC ARTERY.... THESE MOLECULES ARE PROGRAMED TO DIE AND TAKE EVERYTHING WITH THEM MORTIFIED WITH PSYCHEDELIC FRIGHT, I PLUNGE INTO THE ABYSS KNOWING NOTHINGNESS REMAINS

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From the swamp spirals of Florida, armed with DEATH METAL and psilocybin, WHARFLURCH is now finally ready to unleash a hallucinogenic maelstrom of a full length album entitled “Psychedelic Realms ov Hell.” Six songs that reveal a story of how this psychic spore arrived on this planet, determined to take over, and how that has played out over centuries to the present moment. Awash in trippy synth textures, this still remains a death metal odyssey to its core, riff after pummeling, slimy riff.

Prepare to immerse yourself in the psychedelic swamp cosmos OV FLURCHNESS.


HEY INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS!!! SORRY WE AREN'T SHIPPING TO YOU RIGHT NOW. IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE AND WE FEEL BAD ABOUT IT... BUT WE HAVE LOTS OV DISTRO BUDDIES NEAR YOU THAT WILL HAVE THEM. DAWNBREED. SCUMLORD. PERSONAL RECORDS. THESE PEOPLE ARE AWESOME AND FLURCH APPROVED!!!! SUPPORT!!!

credits

released September 3, 2021

All songs written and performed by WHARFLURCH
Recorded at The Lurch Lair by Mike Colby, except for Steve’s guitars, recorded at SplatterVoid by Steven Klein.
Mixed at Warhouse Studios by Mike Colby and John Howard
Produced by DÆDDYLURCH
Mastered by Cody Davidson / Fix My Face Records
Guest vocals / vocoder narration by Jamie Stewart
Cover illustration by Lucas Valtenbergs / Rusted Winds

WHARFLURCH is:

John Mamo - Vocals / Drums
Mike Colby - Guitar / Vocals / Synths
Cary Smith - Bass
Steven Klein - Lead Guitar

HALLUCINATORY THANKS TO: Jamie Stewart, John Howard, Ian Collazo, Lucas Valtenbergs, Daddy Gore & Gurgling Gore Records, Jacobo & Personal Records, BT & Noxious Ruin Mag, Johnny Freeze & Frozen Scream Imprint, Eric & Life After Death, Sean Benson & DWP, Jan & FLUIDS, Caligari Records, Fucking Kill Records, Vidge, Spencer, Karim & Alex @ Night Shift Merch, DRUID LORD, Cody / FixMyFace, Lex Dold, Mike & Barbaric Brutality / D&D, Garrett & MAUL, Taylor the Scumlord, TomorrowGhost, Gerardo & Total Death, Nev / Gruesome Graphx, Schuler, and ULTRA SLIME HAILS to our Uncle Ken Escobedo @ Ken’s Death Metal Crypt!

SUPER FLURCHY THANKS to all you sick fuckin’ maniacal FREAKS out there who have supported us on this slimy journey! We wouldn’t exist without you!

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SPECTRUM OF GALACTIC TERROR
WRETCHING FORTH FROM THE ETHER
TO FULLY CONSUME YOU ATOM BY ATOM
AS YOU ENVISION A KALEIDOSCOPE OF MORTIFICATION

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